Visits from JC

Just because he misses me, he visits me.
JC (while knocking over my CDs): I'm not a try hard; I'm naturally gifted.

A new year

Today in period 7, AR blurted out or interrupted a total of thirty-eight times. His interruptions included:
-Singing "If you like pina coladas . . ."
-Singing "putting the lime in the coke . . ." TWICE
-Preach Girlfriend!
-Do you want me to cut off your legs and feed them to you?
-I'm as straight as a rainbow.