Visits from JC

Just because he misses me, he visits me.
JC (while knocking over my CDs): I'm not a try hard; I'm naturally gifted.

A new year

Today in period 7, AR blurted out or interrupted a total of thirty-eight times. His interruptions included:
-Singing "If you like pina coladas . . ."
-Singing "putting the lime in the coke . . ." TWICE
-Preach Girlfriend!
-Do you want me to cut off your legs and feed them to you?
-I'm as straight as a rainbow.

Israelites

JC: Cain and Abel? Wasn't Israel their dad? (pause) What? Israel is a place? Really?

BTW

I <3 sprinters and hurdlers and jumpers.

(I'd add throwers, but then I'd be scolded for calling them throwers. Even though that is what they are called.)

What grade?

AM: Ms G_________ can I have a new sheet? Because A__________ licked mine and then K________ smashed play doh on it.

gross?

KF: I don't eat eggs; they're gross. Unless it's in something like an Egg McMuffin.